February 2009
14 posts
What if the New Yorker were edited by high-minded drag queens?
Is bigger always better?
Will Rod Blagojevich ever shut up?
Has Alec Baldwin sold his soul to NBC?
Who would want to make a Lego model of New Jersey?
Is Benjamin Franklin under appreciated?
Can republicans be trusted with their own party?
Is there such a thing as forced bipartisanship?
Should reporters be allowed to use adjectives?
Why do people say, “You would do that,” right after you finish telling them about something you just did?
Is our economy now so ridiculous that it can be considered a joke?
What, exactly, was Michael Phelps thinking when he took that bong hit?
Where exactly did Richard Simmons come from?
Don’t people realize that American government already redistributes wealth?
January 2009
19 posts
Where did the mystic ability of the eight-ball come from?
Why don’t more people create zombified versions of classic novels?
Does Walmart really have anywhere else to go?
Why doesn’t the government bail out the national newspapers?
How often are revolutionary movements spawned by ridiculous ideas?
What would you give up for stability?
What would you give up for love?
Why are Holocaust survivors morally obligated to support the legalization of marijuana?
In gambling, isn’t Russian roulette the game with the best odds?
How can you want something you have?
What do people expect to get out of writing a personal blog?
Does Ann Coulter listen to herself speak?
When did Barnes and Noble become Barnes and Nobles?
What makes somebody creepy?
How crazy would things get if every minority group had a mafia-like organization?
How can Blagojevich draw inspiration from people like Nelson Mandela, Martin Luther King, Jr., and Mahatma Gandhi?
How can people with mohawks not be self-concious?
Why do people in New York say you stand “on line” instead of “in line”?
Why is it so trendy to take the ‘e’ out of the ‘er’ in website names?